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Friday, May 28, 2010

Leave GaGa Alone!!!

When things are awkward after you have met new people, you can always break the ice by mentioning Lady Gaga. People either love her or hate her, THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN!!!
Gaga transcends across all age, race, and ethnic groups.

Russians are Certified Badasses

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Proof:
Who can forget the Russians of Grand Theft Auto 4 (yes I just compared them to fictional characters)?
Or better yet, Russian Roulette:
Русская рулетка is a potentially lethal game of chance in which participants place a single round in a revolver, spin the cylinder, place the muzzle against their head and pull the trigger.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Fanny packs and the 90s

"I'm so hip traveling with my fanny pack. My fanny pack does not scream 'tourist' or 'American' at all."

The Dorktastic Sunglasses


"I so cool with my over glasses sunglasses, everyone should buy one"

Lost over LOST

People PLEASE stop talking about LOST! The show is over, big deal, LET IT GO!!!
Spoiler alert:
Ok we get it, the bad guy got killed and the good guy sacrificed himself for everyone else. This is in no way "innovative." LOST's ending sounds like every other cliche TV show out there. The ending was not "artsy," everyone is just dead.

Brad Pitt and his hobo beard


Brad Pitt's hobo beard has got to go. How can one of Hollywood's most beautiful men look like a homeless person because of facial hair? It's because he has loads of gray hairs in his beard. Plus, it looks like he has not washed his beard in a very long time. For all we know, he may be hiding candy in it! I had high hopes for Brangelina but no more...

Word that sounds dirty but isn't, of the Week: "Futtock"


Futtock means: One of the curved timbers that forms a rib in the frame of a ship.
Used in a sentence: Those futtocks are great at the base! (of the ship)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I'm Thinking of Trees...

How do trees vary in different countries?
I found this link for trees of the world:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trees_of_the_world
New Zealand's are pretty cool. Can you imagine waking up every day and thinking these trees are normal?

I Foundz Yarnia


This is self explanatory.

Thighmaster Madness

I now own a thighmaster. Suzanne Somers has promised me fit legs for the summer.....................the summer of 1991. I dare someone to call the phone number in the video.
And I have a legit thighmaster, not a fake one...

Robert Pattinson's Hair Cut


Okay, what is the deal with Robert Pattinson's hair cut? His picture on the left is HAWT. His pic on the right is WTF????

Let's all be honest girls, the only reasons for watching Twilight are either for seeing Robert Pattinson or drooling over Taylor Lautner's ripped bod (or seeing Kristen Stewart if you're into that).

This haircut disappoints me. Robert Pattinson has disappointed me. Now I have no reason for watching Twilight or any new Robert Pattinson-starring films.

Peter Pan and Flying



I think that Peter Pan should be banned or revised. Everyone I know who had seen this movie when they were little, thought they could fly afterwards. When I was very little, I used to jump from the top of my stairwell in an attempt to mimic Peter Pan.

This really bothers me. This movie is a danger to children everywhere and there need to be some changes made to the film, or it should only be limited for viewing to ages 8 and up.